Clan Laws

[Maulisent]

Clan Laws

1. Use common sense. This will be referred to as the “Don’t be a smacktard” rule.
   
   

   Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done.
   

   -C. E. Stowe

   
   
2. Think twice about anything that might bring shame upon our clan. You are a representative of the entire clan while out adventuring.
   
   

   Integrity has no need of rules.
   

   -Albert Camus

   
   
3. We are mature adults. Please make sure your messaging inparty/raid/guild chat reflects this.  You have a full keyboard, not a number pad.  If your typing makes someone’s head hurt, you may be asked to actually use English.
   
   
   

   I never made a mistake in grammar but one in my life and as soon as I done it I seen it.
   

   -Carl Sandburg

   
   
4. Guild/raid/party chat and voice com is PG-13.  Please refrain from really pushing this envelope. Some people are on listen only and have children.  There will be an "anything goes" chat channel where you can type whatever foul thing your black heart desires.
   
   

   In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperatecircumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer.
   

   -Mark Twain

   
   
5. Guild chat is not a marketplace. In guild chat we offer aid to one another and assist one another.  If you need to sell an item, please use the AH or the trade channel.
   
   

   The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.
   

   -Yakov Smirnoff